Okay, I’m not a fashion plate, by any means. I’m pretty much an anti-fashion plate.

BUT, even I know that cowboy boots are not to be worn with shorts of any kind. Or anything other than long pants – except in the bedroom, where it is acceptable to wear only cowboy boots and a cowboy hat, with nothing else. But, no spurs.

On Amazon, do a search for The Mountain, and t-shirt. You’ll find a huge assortment of “The Mountain” line of T-shirts. (Go figure). These T-shirts are all ultra high quality, and well worth purchasing. They will last for years (I own several).  

I own the following shirts of “The Mountain” line

Blue and Gold Macaws

Gecko “Bright Eyes”

Wolf Warrior Spirit (On Order)

I own the first two in XXX Large, and they are a bit big. I am 6ft 2 inch tall, and weigh 272 pounds. I’ve ordered the wolf spirit shirt in XX Large.

So why didn’t I put a picture of one of the shirts I own up? One reader of this blog knows.

Good old Harley macaw has a toe fetish. And, he doesn’t realize that my toes belong to me. He thinks that they are something separate from me, and this leads to some fairly amusing episodes. Like this morning, when he was insisting on sitting on my foot while I was trying to put my socks on. He was busy trying to woo my toes (without success, I might add) and was getting downright nippy about my attempts to put my socks on. Whereupon I unceremoniously dumped him on the floor. He clambered under the bed to sulk for a few, while I finished getting dressed.

Silly Bird.

I don’t pay much attention to my wardrobe…. so long as it covers the fat, I’m cool with it, for the most part.

On occasion, I do expand my selection of t-shirts, as opposed to wearing work shirts all the time. (My work place provides 5 shirts a year, as part of the uniform. I have a few…..)

Long story short, I picked up the following two designs from Dirty Microbe.

Just a standard statement of fact here for the first one…

And the following one is my favorite – though its in white, and I would prefer black, or Gold.

I haven’t used Dirty Microbe before, so I’ll try to remember to post how fast their service is, etc.

I bought new jeans the other day. Levi’s. They advertised “extra room in the seat and upper legs” which I found incredibly amusing. Basically, these are fat ass jeans, which I do need. Mind, I did look for “extra room in the crotch” because those are what I TRULY need, but no such luck. /wink